Am I the only one who...

• sees the mildew becoming a science project in the shower stall that four people share?
• notices that the a/c intake filter has enough dust on it to create another planet?
• knows that the little brush in the silver container next to the toilet bowl is not just for decoration?
• understands that windows/mirrors don't clean themselves?
• is grossed out by the toothpaste residue in the sink?
• realizes that the plates don't just dance themselves off of the table and into the sink a la "Beauty & the Beast"?

I guess I am.